Musings

“did you take your dog for a walk today?”

“no”

“aw why not?”

“because i hate walking in the cold. when it’s so cold i need someone good to walk with, like a great woman so we can bundle up and walk together.”

“you can walk with your dog”

“i want someone to talk to.”

“you can talk to a dog”

“i want someone who will talk to me”

“oh”

“i’m a nihilist”

“i have a bit of a nihilistic streak but generally i’m an anti-nihilist”

“why?”

“if nihilism means the universe doesn’t care about us, then sure. but if nihilism means that meaning doesn’t matter, then no”

“i can’t argue against that”

“AI doesn’t have biology, if you say life can exist in a computer then you have to all objects are alive”

“all objects don’t have minds”

“true”

“i don’t like domestic beer. i’m domesticated enough by alcohol as it is.”

-an irish goddess

77. North.

“Oh yeah, well if money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches, huh??”

-Alexandria Occasional-Cortex

“I’m afraid of fake news.”

-Confiscator in Chief