Eminem is a piece of shit

 
Yeah, he used to be good. Still is nice to listen back to his old music. But obviously he is braindead now.





Lol. I shouldn't laugh, obviously he is going through a lot. But his epically retarded rant against Trump, retarded not only in content but also in delivery and style, makes me really have no sympathy for him. Like Fixed said, it is clear in his lyrics from the older albums that he is trying for death. Seems he got his wish.

"Yeah look at me, rich ass rapper who hasn't made real music for 15 years, see me look all jaded and edgy with my shitty clothes and my rich ass watch.. then listen to me virtue signal to BLM in a shitty "freestyle" for 5 minutes surrounded by a bunch of black rappers who are apparently just fine with the fact that I am a complete tool who doesn't even make sense anymore, let alone have a single thought in my head other than "AHH ORANGE HITLERRRRRR!!!"



Yeah, Eminem, fuck you.

Quoting a joke someone told to me once, a while ago,

Stranger: I can't believe in America there is lead in the pipes, like in some third world country.
You: Only in Detroit.
Stranger: Oh, well least that explains Eminem.

If he really wanted to be edgy he should have come out with a song mocking Hillary and making fun of anyone who virtue signals or cries for a safe space.

TRIGGER WARNING BITCH
I bust through your safe space with my anvil of rage
Me and Trump flying high in apaches like Braves
Back from the grave to strafe your safe space cowering ass
With orange bullets laced with Sarin gas
With tomahawks of truth we split you through
Shatter your will to nothingness with my truths
Raps like demons, breaths like dragons
Sex like you fiend for it bitch but I'm already gone
Out the door out on my raid like a Viking Crusade
Against Christ and his bitch-ass pussy society of "play nice"
"Don't bully" "You can't say it that way" and
"It's not Merry Christmas, it's Happy Holidays"
Yeah well fuck you bitch in the fucking cunt if you complain
That I said two fucking words to you while we on the train
Merry Christmas ain't got nothing to do with Jesus, see
You far more a goner in the abyss of Christianity than me
You can't even value your own fucking traditions
Culture left you behind when you stopped respecting evolution
Inner cities fucked from Marxism and brain drain
Want the real cause? Don't even look at the cocaine
Check the drugs being peddled in your kids heads at school
"Everybody play nice and always follow the rules"
"Little Johnny, you can't dress up for Halloween, that's racist
What if little Hamed doesn't know what a costume is?
And thinks you're making fun of her dress?"
"Oh I'm sorry teacher I didn't mean to offend"
"It's ok little Johnny, you didn't know, it's not your fault
We'll call your parents later cause they're the real criminals
Full of implicit bias filled with hate suffering a crisis
of empathy for the poor victims who only want to be free
and live with us in peace and harmony
just so long as you don't cut down a tree
and string it with lights, cause that's racist too, against blacks,
don't you know your history, we had to fire Andrew Lynch cause
his name was politically incorrect,
and you take that tree move it inside and decorate it
well now I hope you see how such behavior is racist"
"Oh yes teacher, thank you so much for explaining
I'll be sure to go home and give my parents a lesson
and if they refuse to understand what you've told me
I might be forced to report them to the thought police."
So now we stand here rapping about Trump
And you want me to just dump on him like I'm just some chump
What I thought you wanted edgy, I thought you wanted hard truths
Your society is crumbling all around you and all you want to do
is tune in and zone out bread and circuses
with lyrics with no head and no curses
Netflix and chill while you swallow the swill
And you expect me to come here virtue signaling to the whole world
Like my reputation and my soul ain't one and the same
Well fuck you I ain't playing that crybaby victimhood game
This be a man you see standing before you on TV
This be a human being, a true monster of energy  
Who don't give a fuck for you bullshit political
cuckservatives and demotards, liberal fascism and religious
neoconservatives asshats, throw that shit in the trashcan
Where it belongs.

...And I stun you speechless
While you out running or shopping in the store
They don't talk this way no more, you thought
Got hot when my truths penetrate you but still
Want to cry on Oprah like they showed ya
Want to hold your dick wave it in the air
like Kapernick
Like a fucking bitch, like a hoe who don't know
When to shut the fuck up and just go
After you paid the money it's all over now bitch
We don't want nothing more from ya
I thought BLM wanted to talk about inner city problems
But I never hear one word from them about all the missing fathers
Never one word about black on black crime
But as soon as a young man steal something
then go beat on the police end up getting shot and dies
It's apparently systemic racism, haha bitch we onto that old game
Sharpton owning your old hating ass now just look and see
he wrote his name there with a fucking gold-plated Sharpie
"Black Lies Matter" yeah but why not just be proper, "Black Cash Matters"?
Oh shit, too edgy, too real, can't discuss these matters?  
Better tape my mouth shut censor my voice protect the little girls and boys
From adverse opinions and dangerous ideas
From shit fuck bitch cunt ass all the evil words
From hate speech anything you disagree with
Just label it evil call it a day and be done with it
Just roll out the police to arrest me then bitch
Take me down for thought crime cause I dared to
Step up and step out of line
Raise my fist not against the flag but against all you fags
Yeah I said fags, I don't mean gays I mean your fucking faggot ass
Came to see me and you wanted to be coddled? You fucking forgot me
Bitch I come at you hard like Pepe at a fucking Hillary rally
What

This is masterful.
Ive rapped a bit of it to "Kyle Reese", you should try it.

It’s what he should have said.

Yeah but Eminem is just a thug, intellectually he has never said anything of substance.
Thugs make very good rappers if they stick to being thugs.

Not saying of course that these raps of him aren't pure thuggery - its just that he cant be expected to make sense on any intellectual subject.
He could never see these nuances you expose.

That’s the real shit. 17 years ago.

He used to say real shit.

Now that he has suicided there is a huge void waiting to be filled. The world needs a new Eminem for our time.

Yeah man. That.


RIP Slim.

If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts
Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck

Eminem-criminal-lyrics

Apparently he forgot he said that.

Yes he forgot it

But we remember

Wrote some terrible hiphop theory history crap and deleted it.
What remains:

Someone pointed me to this kid, Will Smiths son, with a song called Batman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LYzDB4hWUs

"Heard that you ain't got a mattress
heard that you're king of Manhattan"

New York rap is still the richest. In that it doesn't need to be funny.

"We come away and chop the heads of these snakes
It's better off they dyin in a pit fulla snakes
Mistake inside your self, that be the first head you take
It's better off you dyin in a pit fulla snakes
The marijuana got my karma glowin
Gold armor, surround my body
I'm reachin a high state of nirvana
But want to chop and imitate
To bite, the livin spirits
Golden livin tablets
Transmitted by the Abbot
Blood related king to King David's mighty men
I appear in the atmosphere like nitrogen, oxygen, hydrogen, carbon
dioxide,
helium, xenon, argon, neon, freon, be gone
I travel beyond
The range where sick sounds grave
You can't respond
Dynamic semantics makes your mind go frantic
Hand picked Gods
Razor sharp be my standard
Breakin from bondage and white garments
Eye ball as black as onyx
Hair gonna grow as long as a comet's tail
Escape from Hell
Watch the Gods be real
What makes rain and hail, snow and earthquakes?
Goin through crisis, or mad devices
I thought girls was made of sugar and spices
Always wanted to fuck 'em like Isis
While others bow down, Percival, Cyrus
I'm inside my lab stabbin rhymes on black papyrus
Your weight couldn't measure a snow flake
How you gonna shine on a God while you rotate
I dislocate your head, your neck, your back, your legs, your kneecap
Back smack your ass bitch
And splatter your gall bladder
My mathematical data
Terror far beyond the stars of William Shatner
The rattler can't deport on my speed of thought
Then escape New York in East London or import"

This is from one of my favourite songs Pit of Snakes

I do think Eminem dumbed hiphop down a lot thematically, or made it more ironic than it could endure.
In that sense I can see how Drake works for people. He is very much without self loathing and doesn't need as much irony.
Still, I can't listen to it without getting depressed, and Eminem is always great to hear in his olden days.
Could be said that the real Slim Shady was the bad conscience of a good time, Drake the good conscience of a bad one.

This time tries to elevate the female. It is going a long way, but it cant yet understand how the female is really exalted. Its possible that therein lie the task that awaits us, as philosophers, as truth is a woman and how to exalt truth without disturbing to the utmost those that need to be calmed most? The argument has been: Why say the elusive word "truth"? Lets just present a woman to the public.

You want truth? This is she.
Now shut up and be.

I believe Eminem’s old music is being censored, selectively. Even on the explicit version of the Slim Shady EP, on the song “My Name Is” I distinctly remember the line “running over lesbians” and now it says “running over pedestrians”. It makes more sense the first way because the next line is “screaming let’s just be friends”. Anyway I am fairly certain I remember it the former way from listening to this album in high school, and now it’s different. The problem is, this is the explicit version so it shouldn’t be getting censored like that, or selectively edited retroactively.


Anyone else remember the line in that song like I do? Maybe there is an original version on YouTube or somewhere with the old line.

Just further supports my contention that we are living in 1984.